1. Professor
This brainiac taught you everything from the periodic table to the inner workings of a mid-sized carpet selling business. Wether you studied Maths, Sports Science or Art, Prof. was there every step of the way to give you lectures and grade your work. But the key thing Professor taught us was that one thing that is most important in our chosen study area am I right?
1. The Outcast
This zany duo could always be found at the back of the lecture hall, out on the quad or most likely at a wild party being the centre of attention. You heard rumours about them being at your Uni but didn't believe them, until you turned up to that epic party where they were doing a live acapella version of Hey Ya which just blew you away. It's fair to say this dynamic duo went you your University!
1. Brian Green
"Who's that?"
"I think his names Brain, he's Paul's mate from home"
Now anyone who's been to university recognises this conversation. We all met Brian Green but couldn't quite remember his name. Not part of the main circle of friends but certainly a semi-permanent fixture on the party scene, Brian Green was always just on the periphery, but you still gave him the cursory head-nod as you walked past him down the SU.
4. Bob-man
He works in your local kebob shop, he's your late night saviour, and was your best mate in many ways. You were always about ten VK's down when you met him so never knew his actual name, but it's fair to say if you had a university education, then you met this guy.
5. That One Girl/Guy From The Tesco On Aberdeen Road
Oh boy, we all remember this one don't we! You used to go in at 3 everyday because you knew she/he did too. Your eyes would meet on a daily basis, and with a coy smile you would walk past and pick up humous rather than the bbq sauce you wanted to try and look more sophisticated in front of her/him. Then you met them at that one party at the end of third year and finally worked up the courage to tell them how you felt only to be shot down because she had a fucking boyfriend the whole time and you felt like your whole world had been smashed into a thousand tiny pieces and you went back to your three bed flat on Christ Avenue and cried all night. We all did this, right?
6. Your Library Crush
Ah, we all remember this one fondly, late night sessions revising didn't feel so bad when this person was around. You probably stared at each other more than you did your real partner and definitely planned your future together a million times as you tried to finish that big essay.
7. The Boys!
Some people say uni is about the work, but you and your boys knew it was about getting smashed regularly. You turned up to that social/sporting event and someone cracked that joke about foreign policy or some shit and you just knew from then on you'd all be boys. You probably remember them all so fondly, Paul, Dave, Chris, John who we all called Tiny for obvious reasons, Alex, Paul Jr, and Jamie. It's probably time for that reunion you always talked about round Chris' house!
8. Teacher's Pet
Now this one will get you trotting down memory lane. We all remember that first lecture, sat minding your own business thinking about getting back out onto the quad, when suddenly you hear that annoying gnawing sound from the front. That's probably when you first met teacher's pet, that fucking annoying hamster teacher used to bring into the first lecture of ever term to spice things up. I definitely speak for all of us when I say this one was a nuisance!
1. Flat-Mate
Unless you lived alone, loser.
10. Steven Yarn From 5-A-Side
I haven't seen that bloke in ages maybe i'll get him on the blower.
11. The Dean
Now whether you met because you were in trouble, getting praise, or doing him a special favour to get that Economics grade up (worth it for the killer Internship I still need to apply for) We all met the Dean. Dean was small for some, average size for others and large for the rest. But boy did we all meet him once or twice!
12. Study Buddy
You defo cracked wise with him a few times an hour as you furiously worked away to get the grades for that Internship your mum wont fucking shut up about applying for.
1. That Guy Who Also Went To Your School But You Never Liked But Now Pretend To Have A Load Of Stories With To Make You Seem Cooler In His Circle
We all remember our first few weeks, meeting new people and having a laugh, and we all certainly remember running into that old school guy who you only vaguely knew the name of. Sure you acted cool to each other but deep down you knew he didn't invite you to his 16th. Prick.
14. Books
Not strictly a person but we for sure all met a book or two in our time at uni!
15. Jesus H. Christ
No not the weird kid from halls who said he was the second coming, or Tiny who once tried to run a train in freshers week and screamed "I'm the second cumming" as he did it. No We mean the real Jesus Christ. We all found him at different times but it's fair to say we all found the big man at some point in our uni lives, probably just when we needed him the most.
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