1. Bison Super Glue
It offers the strength of a wild beast and is particularly effective on small scale models and figurines, not that you'll care much about them after a MOAB blasts through your hobby room. Has yet to be field tested on bricks but we're sure it'll hold out when your rebuilding your decimated home.
2. Loctite Super Glue
An absolute classic next, you'll find this next to any enthusiastic model builders latest project. It's so effective at sticking metal figurines together that it's been voted modelenthusiast.com's top glue five years running. And it better be fucking strong if it's going to be able to stick together the countless wounds you'll endure during the horrifying battles to come!
1. GorillaGlue
Gorilla glue has seen a huge rise in popularity over the past few years and for good reason. It is stronger than most household super glues and dries almost instantly. It's a shame the same can't be said about the tears which the world will weep uncontrollably after the outbreak of war.
4. Scotch Super Glue
No introductions needed for this, reliable, sturdy and clear when dry, Scotch glue really gets the job done. Although We're not sure whether the bottle will be able to take the impact of a ten ton nuclear explosion, but here's hoping!
5. Pritt Stick
Ah, good old Pritt stick, loved by anyone who wants to do an arts and craft project whilst getting slight sensations of nausea and very annoyingly sticky hands. It's a real shame that in the blood-stained wreckage that will be your home after WW3 that this little guy will be the last thing on your mind as you gasp for your final breath.
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