9 Way How To Last Longer In Bed (Be A Stud!)

Men, let's face it, sometimes it's hard to contain yourself when between the sheets with a lovely lady or beefy man hunk.

 If you want to know a few tips and tricks about how not to shoot your wad in a few pumps, read on!


1. Cucumber

Cucumber is a known anti-ejaculate that has been used by the old tribes for centuries. Once you ejaculate, use the cucumber as a replacement for your now flaccid penis.


2. Extract the semen from your testicles with a large needle

This one's gonna really hurt, but in the end of the day folks, it will be really worth it.


3. Think about all the times you have forsaken The Owl of Minerva

This one's sure to shame your throbbing member back into a more manageable state of excitement.


4. Just as you are about to ejaculate, shout "SOMEBODY STOP ME!"

 This is is the secret incantation that, once uttered, will charm the spirit ghosts  that will reverse your orgasm and make it thrice as strong once you eventually reach climax.


5. Have sex with an ugly person

Sure, it's not the most desirable way to do it, but when making love, you've got to make sacrifices to please your sexual partner.


6. Take your lovely lady or lad to the theatre and enjoy some interval ice cream

Instead of having intercourse, why not take your lovely lady or lad to the theatre and enjoy some interval ice cream?


7. Slogan t-shirt

Wrap your schlong in a wacky tee to keep those pleasurable surges at bay.


8. Stop moving for a bit

Otherwise known as the famous and popular craze, planking.


9. Buy low, sell high

This one's self explanatory.

Have fun loverboys

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