10 Life Hacks Which Will Make You Say "Wait, I'm Confused" (Warning 7 Will Make You Chortle)

We all know life can be hard at times, just look at this little guy proving my point...

Well here at The Tap Nibble we'd like to help y'all out, here goes!

1. Reach for your goals.

Sometimes you will fail....

But every successful person will tell you.

1. Raise the price of Freddo from low to high.

Buy low sell high!

3. Ask him/her out!

We know it's scary, but that's why it will feel so good when your finally ***** their ****** and ******* them right in the ******. (Trust us on this one!)

4. Write that short story about the rise of the Ottoman Empire you've been putting off ever since Derrick left you for the second time.

5. Stop spilling so much of your milk in the fridge!

. Take scalpel
. Sharpen blade
. make small incision in side of carton
. get your finger in their and wiggle it about a bit ( )
. Take a refreshing sip of milk!

6. Open a Fruit and Veg stall

Life hack? I hear you ask, well yes, as unorthodox as this one sounds 100% of people who have a successful fruit and veg stall run a successful fruit and veg stall. LIFE. HACKED.


9. Invest in lead balloons, they're on the up (haha)