Despite a mystery illness meaning she had to relinquish a few of her roles this year, this 90 year old warrior still influenced many jokes on Christmas day about how much of a money grabbing, over-privileged hunchback she is.
9. David Bowie (n/a 2015)
His death influenced a reported 310,917 teenagers to pretend they had always rated his music despite only knowing two songs.
8. Kanye West (up 1 from 2015)
Influenced around 10.7 million tweets completely missing the point of anything he was saying this year whilst also unknowingly giving him even more attention and fame, which was his goal from the start.
7. Barry b. Benson (down 7 from 2015)
Talking bee with a better lid than most of you, need we say more.
6. Another celebrity who died that everyone went off about (n/a 2015)
These things happen, lighten up mate.
5. Nigel Farage (n/a 2015)
Influenced an unprecedented amount of hate from opposers and fear of being shunned by those who supported him.
4. Drake (non-mover 2015)
Hero. Influenced millions to forget who Popcaan was by dropping him for the album version of Controlla.
3. Chad Kroeger (down 1 2015)
Kept fuelling worst bands of all time lists, whilst remaining the butt of millions of jokes for his time leading actually quite good band Nickleback (listen to the old stuff it ROCKS!) Married Avril Lavigne meaning he has the chance to produce offspring capable of singing at the level of My Chemical Romance, awesome!
2. Donald Trump (n/a 2015)
Made your shlid look not as bad as it actually is.
1. Michael Carrick (up 3 2015)
Kept United's midfield ticking over whilst also remaining in the top five for pass completion percentage, points per game and clean sheets contributed too.
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