12 INSANE lifehacks that will mean you will never have to work another day in your life! (NOT ILLEGAL)

1. Create a click bait blog with loads of adverts on it, doctors won't BELIEVE how you did it!

2. Get women and minorities to do stuff for you, and simply threaten to sue if they pipe up. 

They'll probably be too scared of losing the case! If you are a woman or a minority, skip to number 3 (it will blow your MIND).

3. Be Prince Harry

Prince Harry has loads of cash and he LITERALLY doesn't have to do SHIT! If you didn't manage to be born as Prince Harry, try and be born as someone else rich and famous, or at least someone with a shnoz. If you're still you, bad luck, you don't deserve cash.

4. Make Meme

Memes use to be for nerds, now everybody love em. You can steal other people's if you want, that's how it works. People seem to make money off it?! The Sesh. Sesh Gremlin. 

5. The Deep Web

Surely there's money to be made out of this. Hacking or something? Bitcoin?

6. Selling fruit at the market

This may sound like work, but if you're having fun at the same time, who cares? 2 for 1 on bananas on Wednesday! If you are friendly your customers will just love ya.

7. Be Homeless

Sure, it's not glamorous.

8. Tie a small piece of bright-colored fabric to your luggage

Saves a lot of time to check if its your bag or not.

9. Marry a rich person

Ugly rich people may give you money if you have sex with them. BE WARNED, THIS LIFEHACK will get you CASH and QUICK!

10. Politics

Whether you're a Commy or a Nazi, politics is where the big bucks lie.

11. Doctor

Doctors make bank I'm telling you. And they don't do JACK SHIT!

12. Firemen

Firemen are basically glorified strippers, and guess what? They make INSANE amounts of MOOLAH!

12. Tooth Fairy

12. Cat Gif

Hahaha! So what are you waiting for? Don't be a LOSER! Get out there and start EARNING, BABY!