Tap Nibble: 10 Handheld Poo Poos That You've Owned (SO NOSTALGIC!)

10 Handheld Poo Poos That You've Owned (SO NOSTALGIC!)

1. Your first ever poo handheld

Sure, it wasn't the best handheld gadget poo poo ever, but it was very dear to your heart. Your parents got it for you and it had that special smell that was just really basic and nice.

2. The Flip Poo

With this handy poo, you were the envy of all your friends. It was squelchy and portable, with that old school chunky vibe. So cool that your teacher had to confiscate it off you!

3. The Scat Mini

This was a groundbreaking hand shite. Compact, elegant, scatty. Pricey, but worth it for that slimy hand feel. The size of a coin for fuck's sake!

4. The Fart Fleck Nano

After ruining the bowl during a disgusting night of debauchery, you looked into your black cauldron to find this - the Fart Fleck Nano. A masterpiece in organic engineering, this tiny piece of shit changed your world, and you were ready for it. Imagine life without these little things!

6. Child Eat Farty Poo Poo

SNM.

'99. Zac Died In

7. Swan Dropping Mitten Master 6X

This one was golden. We use to eat it all the time at college when we run out of hotpockets. Stephen likes it.

8. Liquid Style Poopoo BLAST

When your hands are too covered in poo poo to even touch your boyfriend, but you touch him anyway because there's a piece of corn in your ear.